suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004

Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY

Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass

by satmeapnhdaanie October 25, 2014

suck deez nuts

suck my balls

suck deez nuts

by Captain_Kman February 10, 2022

Sucks Rat Balls

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

by Morden June 18, 2008

suck a nigga dick

yahhhh

suck a nigga dick oooha

by anonymous December 2, 2020

cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.

Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!

by Nicole September 19, 2003

Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011