One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident by morgangills December 1, 2004

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It's stupid and it stinks

When something is really, really bad in the way that only a ten-year old can feel.

As the light turned red and the lunch room turned dark, fourth-grader Ethan Stiles sat down to eat his lunch grumbling:
"It's stupid and it stinks"

It's stupid and it stinks by FooDog February 10, 2005

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big stupid meany head

a childish way to call someone mean.

the kids on the playground were calling each other big stupid meany heads.

big stupid meany head by Lisa_Marie May 28, 2008

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Are you fucking stupid?

A question asked to a person who has just done the most stupid thing disregarding all forms of common sense and you just can't fucking believe it.

Dude! Tell me you did not just bring that weed to work. Are you fucking stupid?!

Are you fucking stupid? by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

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