brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

by dukeofthecamelsx May 11, 2015

Green Snake in a Sugar Cane Field

The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.

Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.

The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)

It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.

Boy: Hi, How are you doing?

Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.

Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!

by Dog Doo 8 November 29, 2010

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

by manyook April 29, 2010

push the snake out the back door

Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.

Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.

by bt March 05, 2003

Came back like a burnt snake

To return angrier than when one left

Amy came back like a burnt snake when she found out she was overcharged for dinner.

by Surfnturf February 11, 2017

1051 on a goddamn snake planet

When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.

We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.

by Alibexx May 18, 2022