Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks

Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

tumši sarkana maģija

A metaphor for anything that is both attractive and repulsive, like a poisonous flower or a seductive vampire. Tumši Sarkana Maģija can be used to describe a person's personality, appearance, or behavior that is hard to resist but also potentially harmful.

Tā glezna bija tik skaista, bet vienlaikus tik satraucoši saldsērīgi sarūgtinoši vilinoša, kā tumši sarkana maģijas izpausme, kas varētu paverzdināt savos jēdziskajos dziļumos un nelaist vaļā vairs nekad.

by goldgasm September 6, 2023