Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces

“Disclaimer: Smoking is gay”

by what kinda name is soap August 25, 2023

smoked

being better then someone in video games

"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"

by v1be September 28, 2022

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017

Smokely

1. A person or family of persons that chain smoke cigarettes while drinking cheap soda from the pallets lining the hallway of their house.

Jean I was talking to the Ol' Smokely's down the street, you know who I'm talking about, that family with the 3 year old that I bummed a smoke from the other day.

by GapsUtter April 10, 2022