Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)

Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny

by juice warrior September 4, 2023

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared

A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack

by Krytus78 September 20, 2023

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023