maximum potato 

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

maximum potato by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Outer Space Potato Man 

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

Outer Space Potato Man by WHOM? September 25, 2009

Getting her sweet potato pie

Rubbing sweet potato mash on ones male counterparts nut sack and getting one or more ducks to then consume it and clean said nut sack.

He Shure is getting her sweet potato pie tonight.

Getting her sweet potato pie by Demonthral April 8, 2019

fuck that potato’s raw 

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

fuck that potato’s raw by Mr potato head June 22, 2019

Moist potato 

When a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet vagina. Then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.

My wife gave me a moist potato.

Moist potato by Weinerbutt May 6, 2014

A hot potato 

The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.

I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.

A hot potato by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020

twice baked potato 

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".

Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.

twice baked potato by steamy gene September 23, 2008