Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015

pirate's slang

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma November 22, 2014

pirateability

The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.

Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.

by Becca~ October 15, 2007

pirate

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

by garrett kearney May 13, 2005

irate pirate

An angry swashbuckler.

He is an irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018