My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins
You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020
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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
by yogibaker May 02, 2016
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Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.
Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!
by Bennet Anderson December 15, 2020
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buttered her muffin

To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason
I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
by B. P. June 05, 2007
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mini muffin top

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.
Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
by blue eyed angel September 16, 2008
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Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!
by Dirt Sandwich December 18, 2010
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ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.
by Windtnl December 18, 2012
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