Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

The Syndo-Mathian Effect

When you trick someone into believing something that isn’t true, typically under the guise of having scientific or research-based proof. Often for humorous intent

Daniel: You know how you’ll learn about a song, and then you start hearing it everywhere?

Bill: Ah yes, I believe that’s called Wesolowski’s principle

*later*

Daniel: Hey man, I looked up that thing you said, andI can’t find it anywhere!

Bill: *chuckle* My friend, you’ve fallen victim to the Syndo-Mathian effect

by Dr K Chaudhry April 30, 2024

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

machigainai

word that trancendes all complimentary words; such as fabulous, gorgeous, amazing, magnificant and etc. Often shouted due to uncontrolled excitement.

A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Free booze all night long. It was machigainai!"

A: "You can use the VIP lounge."
B: "Machigainai!"

by soniact June 23, 2006

Machine it up

is a saying that can be used for jobs or actions done by someone in a great way that has shown them at there best.

"so i didnt machine it up scoring from 25 yards from goal."

by BASH a.k.a Sam louth November 5, 2006

machidate

To machinate romantically or sexually.

I agreed to machidate him because of the lure of instant fame.

by Larry Daniel June 24, 2007

machiniality

a person who has sex with machines

that bitch is into machiniality or that dickhead's into machiniality

by J.W.R. April 3, 2008