by Bruiser85b March 05, 2022
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022
That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?
by aSchwiftyPickle November 26, 2021
by duskm3 April 07, 2022
Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021
People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.
by SL_lME October 06, 2021
by Betafish nikki May 08, 2025