magical negro

The welterweight champion. Better than the Juggernaut. Master of all things Serious Fucking Business.™ There's one for every generation.

The Magical Negro is Serious Fucking Business™.

by The Magical Negro November 7, 2008

magic bus

The phenomenom of being drunk and seeing members of the opposite sex as being more attractive than they actually are. Especially used in southern England.

"Woah man, that chick from last night was butt ugly" "Yeah, I think it was a case of magic bus..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

by v83image August 23, 2009

MAGICK$

Not to be confused with stage "magic." Magick is art of utilizing natural forces around us to bring about change. Magick is neutral, neither good, nor evil. The practitioner decides how they would like to focus this natural energy.

I saw this cool QR code that I scanned and it took me to this super cool definition.
Welcome to MAGICK$.

by MAGICK$ October 11, 2020

blue magic beans

Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.

Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.

by AlexanderTheNeander April 17, 2013

Magic Mushroom

An extremely strong type of illegal drug that is very addictive and popular to teens and young adults. It can get you high very fast and also get you low very fast.

"This is the police, We're suspecting that you're storing magic mushrooms here.

by CBNSK May 16, 2007

magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.

Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?

by ArcticFox October 23, 2003