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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Jordan-Lewis

a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world
Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?

Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin
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Erin Jordan Stink

The best, prettiest, cutest girl ever. And she has the sweetest voice on the PLANET!! But she’s always tired so you have to be patient whit her and understand how she thinks or things.
Erin Jordan Stink is the best girl to ever touch the planet
by Jada Hillman November 21, 2021
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jordan grigg

He is a Gental guy who loves to hang out with girls he be very helpful with others. He is charming with love and respect, he always wants to be the best guy he can to be the nicest guy he can be
by Akajaka May 18, 2017
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Jordan

ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L
Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans
by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019
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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
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Jordan

He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.
He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.
by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019
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