Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 09, 2013
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erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style
did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * 💅
by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019
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Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy
Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 09, 2022
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Jordan Murray

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
by Muthafukr February 13, 2019
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jordan murray

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!
wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!
by iansomerhalfrr February 16, 2018
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Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.
Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
by Gay's September 13, 2018
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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 18, 2020
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