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Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025
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Jizz

Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.

Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
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Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.
Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!
by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025
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Jizz Javelin

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.
by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025
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jizz

when your goon juice comes out
Person 1: OMG he's gooning to girth
Person 2: HE JIZZED
by ABSOLUTEdisathHATER January 10, 2026
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Spirit Jizz

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.
Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!
by dickganker97 March 2, 2010
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pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.
I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz
by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010
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