dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 7, 2014

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

Dutch sauna

When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower

Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells

by Kylino123 May 19, 2016

double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.

lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**

by daso42o March 25, 2019

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

Dutch flair

A Dutch flair is when either a Dutch man or woman licks the back of their hand, slaps you and straight after doing so yells WOOOOO!

Joe, why is the one side of your face red ? I got Dutch flaired by Peter.

by Demlar12 February 25, 2020