Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.

Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022

homeaway

A really good gamer. The best at any game he plays. He owns this name in many games and if you go against him you will be sure to get clapped.

Don't be scared he's probably going easy anyway. He's also a pedophile so you should watch out for him. He's usually lurking around parks or bus stations. He has a murder count of 23. His real name is bgœßæ úl0bç.

Watch your back...

HomeAway is the best YouTuber...and murderer.

by Homeaway December 7, 2022

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

homebob

sexual pleasurable machine ; disposable sex toy

you are my precious femboy mr lil fuckeable homebob

by larasta January 5, 2023

home hangover

When you’ve been in your hometown or staying with your parents for too long, usually during the holidays, and are the point where you resent or are sick of your family and just want to get back to your own apartment. People can have different tolerance levels before they get a home hangover - for someone it might be a week, or it might be eight hours.

I should have cut my visit home over Christmas by two days, I’ve got the worst home hangover now.

by arboreal_pseudonym January 11, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023