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good old boy 

Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.
(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)

Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.

(The boy walks over to the barn)

Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?

Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.

Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?

Boy: What?

Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?

Boy: I think I'm going to go...

(Cowboy holds the boy down)

Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?

(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)

Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!

(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)

Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!

Boy: What?

Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!

Boy: Okay, you're beautiful

Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?

Boy: What?

Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!
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good and plenty 

The act of three guys executing a dutch rutter while Eiffel towering a fourth person who is asleep.
Dude remember the night at Treetops where we gave Engal a good and plenty?
good and plenty by evincar October 11, 2013

Good For Nothing Homeless Dudes

One who lives on the street and spends all of the money he gets for drugs, alchohal, and skin mags.
"Dude, if you don't get yourself together, your gonna be one of those Good For Nothing Homeless Dudes in Boston"

good samaritan 

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

good sport

A very accommodating women. One who might cheerfully give you a pity-fuck or is just generally promiscuous.
Dude 1: "Sharon's had a mile of cock run through her. She used to be... how can I put this politely?"
Dude 2: "A good sport."
good sport by Wigansalad August 23, 2019

good lord 

an interjection, generally used before something pleasing or displeasing
Good lord, that chick rides fine whips.

or

Good lord, it is really hot in herrr.
good lord by Poppin' Taco July 15, 2004

good special 

Good special- a friend that will always have you back and one of the cool person that you will ever meet