Facebook Touretts 

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Touretts)

Facebook Touretts by Lunnmeister March 12, 2010

facebook stalking 

1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.

Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.

facebook stalking by beastblindfire July 7, 2011

facebook diet 

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

facebook diet by m/b January 19, 2008

Facebook Detox 

When one goes on a "deleting spree" on Facebook, deleting any/all friends they may have added but have never spoken to.

Dude, I just did a Facebook Detox.. I deleted 400 friends from high school that I didn't even know

Facebook Detox by yodogcool January 11, 2011

facebook nazi

A person who goes out of their way to use their own opinion on what may or may not be rude to certain individuals. After their supreme review if the deem it offensive they will delete your post as if they are the lord of facebook.

Deleting posts that dont meet their satisfaction. Thus being a facebook nazi

facebook nazi by Iamlegend79 June 29, 2011

Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out

Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.

Facebook Fake-Out by normalguyz August 6, 2011

Facebook Porn 

noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.

Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!

Facebook Porn by guymanchill July 10, 2010