Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards

" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"

by revnhigh August 22, 2012

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.

Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.

by Aezkalie October 20, 2013

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.

"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?

by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011