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The Great Commandment

Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
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2020 YouTube comment

A YouTube comment that talks something about 2020, you usually see them even if 2020 has been over for over 3 years. Sometimes these comments are the top comment in the section.
by Startupedition June 12, 2023
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cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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Venturing into the most lawless, id-driven textual battlefield on the internet and expecting civility. The trauma is the sheer whiplash of human expression: one comment is a brilliant, sourced analysis, the next is a racist screed, below it is a bot selling counterfeit shoes. Engaging guarantees exposure to staggering ignorance, weaponized pedantry, and personal attacks over your opinion on a video about toasters. It shatters your faith in collective discourse and leaves you with a lingering, low-grade misanthropy, questioning how so many people can function while possessing such a profound lack of reading comprehension or basic empathy.
*Example: "He made the mistake of politely correcting a fact in a history video's comments. The ensuing 200-reply thread, featuring personal insults, whataboutism, and a guy linking to his cryptocurrency scam, gave him permanent trauma from YouTube comment sections. He now types replies and deletes them, screaming into a digital void."*
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
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