Hanging beef Curtains 

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

Hanging beef Curtains by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012

Raisin Beef

When your wife has given birth to multiple children and the vagina looks more like a combination of raisins and dried roast beef. Usually occurs after the age of 30.

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Raisin Beef by 13 years and counting March 1, 2014

Roast beef action 

The discoloration effect when pussy lips get blackened from too much sex.

Dude I would never go down on that girl. Not with all that roast beef action.

Roast beef action by The_Truth.net November 25, 2015

Roast Beef and Salad 

When you go down on a girl to eat box and asshole at the same time

"Nick, what did you have for dinner last night?"
" Nick: I had Alexa's Roast beef and Salad"

Roast Beef and Salad by Tommy Long Cock February 25, 2018

Bag my beef 

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

Bag my beef by hbar314 June 10, 2011

Tag Team Beef Wellington 

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.

"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"

Tag Team Beef Wellington by Esor December 19, 2013

bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'

*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"

bone snapple beef by rattyonce November 21, 2016