bakealage

Adj: used to describe the act of being baked, stoned, high, or ripped

Wow man the bakealage last night was real.

by Bakemaster69 March 19, 2016

Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Bakes

The nickname that comes from the last name Baker. Bakes can be a boy or a girl, and works well with either. Bakes' are quite the lads and she's very clever and accepting of the stellar nickname.

Girl 1- who's that?
Girl 2- Lehna?
Girl 3- Lehna?! It's Bakes now!!

by stellarstingers:) April 7, 2016

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up

Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof

by Big poppa daddy26 September 12, 2016

Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016