Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.

Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?

by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Palworld player's little fucking asshole

Palworld players are furries, femboys and most importantly have the most succulent and delectable mans asshole to ever exist. Fill it with cum or more commonly food as who doesn't love fucking the shit out of there food and a sexy man? It is commonly referred to as the 'holy grail of assholes' or otherwise known as a Palworld player's little fucking asshole. It can fit 4 dicks in it if you have the men at 90 degrees to each other, this will only be possible with the help of others holding men up so they can get the right angle to fit all 4 massive cocks in the scrawny asshole of his.

John: stopping fucking him so hard craig I can't eat all my food.
Craig: drives stiffy further into the Palworld player's little fucking asshole, making his stiffy a now softie.

by uddermost urgency February 8, 2024

Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.

Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo

by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

asshole

Andrew, Forby, Damian, Fyn, Ethan and to finish off Eddy. To start off with these people are horrible people and they are just flat out toxic.

Adam treats Andrew like an asshole every day.

by Eli00 September 2, 2018

Asshole

Someone who has a whatever attitude and shows apathy towards people during a conversation. Anyone who doesn't care about anyone and ignores everyone because they just don't give a shit.

I told Jay that I wanted a divorce and he said "Whatever I don't care." He just didn't give a shit because he is an asshole with no empathy.

by Seth Martin Dresser September 28, 2018