asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others

Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.

by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014

asshole

A person who is supposed to give a shit about you but doesn't.

My abusive father is an asshole.

shit nofuckstogive fuckless asshole shithole

by götterdämmerung December 23, 2014

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

Asshole

An Eminem song in which he states that everybody knows that he's just an asshole

Everybody knows that Eminem is just an asshole.

by Awesomicus February 5, 2015

asshole

Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997

Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole

by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

Asshole

Someone who is being a jerk for no reason.

"She is such an asshole

by Cassandra Bitch March 2, 2015