Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

DICK

IT IS BIG AND CHUNKY AND THE SIZE OF 4 METERS
THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF ANSH

"YO PIERRE YOU SAW ANSH DICK, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SAMS"

by DLSFAJKLS November 28, 2021

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Whistle dick

A young adult male prostitute who loiters with others in a park or on a particular corner who is summoned to a customer's car by the customer whistling. Synonym of hustler.

Since others in the area may be selling drugs or pimping female prostitutes or might be undercover law enforcement officers, this word is used by peers and others to indicate which business the person is doing in the area: “What is he doing here?” “Oh, he is just a whistle dick.” (Not a cop, drug dealer, or pimp.)

by lizbethsdad June 9, 2020

Vacation dick

A penis of larger size that one receives every once in a while.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had Vacation dick. It was perfect.

by Hans zjab May 28, 2016

Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021