Fuck Ened

A phrase used to describe the terrible engineering program for freshman at UC.

Man, Fuck Ened.

by EnedBad April 23, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Noodley as fuck

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.

Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”

by NeatBeans April 29, 2019

Cunt fucking whore

A Bitch that like so fuck cunts

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts

by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019

A fuck

Tyler Penton

P1:Who’s a fuck

P2:Tyler Penton

by Bluetitsmagee April 30, 2019

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019