Ass toe

While getting a blow job your girl grinds on your big toe..

She was really into the ass toe last night.

by Icenogle August 24, 2016

Stupid ass

stupid ass who plays both roles in a relationship cuz she won't let her man Kevin b wear the pants in the relationship..........

Stupid ass - is a Deanna playing the man and the woman in a relationship keeping the pants from her man......

by The Boss and the bad ass July 23, 2022

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...

by Asheater July 17, 2016

blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024