by Nosack69 March 16, 2021
Get the Ass-Troy’dmug. A text he says to do…
You did…
A response did you get?
Showing all the love for you?
No…
Wonder why?
You can cry…
That isn’t going to change where his love goes…
Talk to him…
You tried to do…
How did that go for you?
He walked away, right?
Yet, you still think…
This dream of yours he wants…
He has a dream…
You… aren’t in it…
You did…
A response did you get?
Showing all the love for you?
No…
Wonder why?
You can cry…
That isn’t going to change where his love goes…
Talk to him…
You tried to do…
How did that go for you?
He walked away, right?
Yet, you still think…
This dream of yours he wants…
He has a dream…
You… aren’t in it…
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 November 16, 2023
Get the Assmug. Rick: "W-w-we’re gonna get purged, Morty. Help me up."
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
by Unibrowse September 3, 2020
Get the Dip-assmug. A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
Get the Ass Ketchupmug. by hyperass October 21, 2021
Get the ass pinchermug. 
