Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Sofie to my Sel

Being the Sofie to my Sel is like being the Straight woman to your gay man (assuming best friend). It can also be reversed, “Sel to my Sofie.”. As Sel ofc I have a Sofie.

“Omg you’re like the Sel to my Sofie!!!!”
“I need a Sofie to my Sel”
“Please be the Sel to my Sofie!!”

by Selyuu January 16, 2023

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023

getting right on my gudgie

when someone is getting on you nerves/annoying you.

Person 1: hahahaha
Person 2: Stop, you getting right on my gudgie!

by dunkbunk January 18, 2023