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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
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Bruh My Bruh

Friend who are closer to you more than family. Celebrated in the month of May by sending gifts to each other, especially recognized to those who don't celebrate father's day due to growing without a father figure.!
Bruh my Bruh how you living theses days.
by MrBann May 3, 2024
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A Day in the Life of My Future Self

I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.

My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.

Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.

I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.
by APTM September 20, 2024
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That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023
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Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz
I want you to stuff my crust.”
by D561 September 27, 2025
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
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