Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 28, 2025
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Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.
Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.
by *Screams in Lesbian* January 26, 2020
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my balls

my balls is very big
my balls big and blue
by Balls.licker5000 September 06, 2022
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My balls

My balls are big and tasty
by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021
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My balls

My balls are small
by Balls Obama May 04, 2023
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my balls

my balls
my balls
by TehTardNugget August 06, 2022
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crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"
Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
by falsefox April 07, 2023
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