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ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*
by predator101 May 31, 2023
mugGet the ur such a child I love itmug.

Child

Child is a very annoying child
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.
You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"
by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025
mugGet the Child's choicemug.

Problem child

Mpimpi
Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr
by Lexv June 1, 2024
mugGet the Problem childmug.

Child

Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”
by Froggyislost March 6, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
mugGet the Childingmug.

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