I'm Wet

To be intoxicated beyond comprehension, stupefied by an alcoholic potion; helplessly inebriated

Jonathan: Want another Hennessy and Coke brother?

Brandon: Nah man, I'm wet and ready to start macking on these leeseys at the club and maybe take one back to the gates!

by J to da May September 19, 2009

wet willy

When you wake someone up by putting your wet erect penis in his/her ear.

"Wet willy, wet willy, I just gave you a wet willie!"

by Wigwillie April 4, 2016

Is Water Wet?

Water is not wet.

Is Water Wet?
Bryan: No, if you splash water on a mirror, the mirror is wet, not the water.

by The Booty Finesser123 November 28, 2018

wet and forget

1. the feeling of regret after banging an ugly girl

2. casual sex that is not expected to repeat (similar to tap and gap)

Peter: "Dude did you root that pig mandy last night?"
John: "Yeah, but it was just a wet and forget"

by king55 July 22, 2010

Wet Dream

When a boy going through puberty has a very sexual dream usually including vaginas, sex or masturbation. He then gets an erection and semen squirts out of his penis

I had a wet dream last night

by Peter Ennis November 23, 2019

Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock

"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!

by jamesindahouse October 1, 2010

Wet Back

when you are having sex from behind and you pull out and squirt your load on your partners back.

I didn't wan't to get her pregnant so I made her a wet back

by Who8myshoe August 23, 2012