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United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.
"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"
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United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

Islamabad United 

The greatest cricketing franchise to ever exist!
I support Islamabad United and I think they're the best.
Islamabad United by Pakhunter April 4, 2021

united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

Unittiwa 

A dog rapping monkey bum, somebody who is annoying and strange.
Chris is such a Unittiwa!
Unittiwa by Zini October 18, 2003

unitary executive 

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
unitary executive by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

united center 

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!