twitterbrain

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

Twitterwoke

When ur fuckin woke af on twittre an shii

Ayy im teittewroke (twitterwoke) boiiiii

by reelphuqboii February 14, 2017

twitterletariat

The ordinary folks on Twitter. Everyone else on Twitter aside politicians, celebrities, ideologues and the twitterati

Lecturer : “No one believes 45 and the garbage he spews”

Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”

Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”

(Everyone in class burst out laughing)

by luvoski November 4, 2018

Twittercism

1. Tweets that are critical of others.

2. Any evaluation, assessment, or criticism found on social media, especially Twitter.

There was some legit Twittercism about the play-calling at the end of the game.

by Erock187 September 28, 2020

Twittersspace

Is a new option in twitter where moroccan twitters are using it as group phone sex.

Note:We are early in our launch but growing, don’t get mad if the space ended in the middle of a good masturbation .

Enjoy our twittersspace!

by Nonexistent22 May 12, 2021

twitteresque

Twitteresque - an aesthetic where people get mad for anything and everything and cancel people left and right. Normally a 13 year old girl.

"She's so twitteresque."
"Yea and she's a 13 year old too so it makes sense"

by WHADDUPYALLITSYABOICHILDE April 2, 2022

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022