Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 14, 2022

Uncled

native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”

“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”

She fell in love but she got uncled.

by Heyvous March 14, 2022

Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022