Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

nut role

When your balls go over your head

Dude I guy got nut roled last night , it was terribal

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

No nut nekkers

When an Arab never has a wank due to his religion.

I feel sorry for no nut nekkers

by Nonutnekkers February 18, 2018

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

Nut Grubbler

That one girl in your group that sucks nut

Damn dude, that girl is such a nut grubbler

by cockheadbilly June 17, 2016

Nut Frosty

When you're involving yourself in sexual acts, a male, and your nutsack is as cold as a frosty, thus making foreplay awkward at first. Can occur during winter or after swimming for an extended period.

Dude 1: I was getting freaky with my girl last night, and I had some serious nut frosty goin on.
Dude 2: Bro that really sucks.
Dude 1: Tell me about it man.

by FrostyKing0121 June 9, 2016

NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.

Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!

by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016