n. Status updates from one person posted in rapid succession, often with unimportant/repetitive information.
Use of word: "Dude! My news feed is flooded with statuspam! That guy posted 27 times in the last 3 minutes!"
Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.
Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.
by theasianboi June 22, 2010
Get the Statuspam mug.The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
by cege7480 February 23, 2011
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Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain
“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”
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Get the Statuspro mug.With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.
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