Unc Status

you’re old asf!!

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

Rat-status

When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.

He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.

by Ratatted May 21, 2025

Dana Status

When you give absolutely no shit about others.

Are you dana status? You just tossed your food at someone.

by mlaP sutoL November 20, 2025

Unearned status

THAT is the only thing you are addicted to and I'm going to take it away in a manner that is final.

Hym "Flaunting unearned status because 'You wanted the girl to think you are cool.' And THEY HAVE TO THINK THAT... Because it is NOT ACTUALLY THE CASE. And that's what this is. Me having to think things that aren't actually the case so that Jamhal can PRETEND that what is actually the case is not that he is a retard and I am the greatest mind who ever lived."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

dae 1 status

1. yo very first love! dat one special boi dats always gone be in yo heart and dat one dude dat u always gone choose over any otha nigga! Oh and he always gone be yo man no matta who he go wit or who u go wit.

2. tha dude dat took yo virginity

I dnt care if u go wit him cuz he dae 1 status and always gone be! Get it rite you sideline ass hoe!

by Mz Dunn December 9, 2006

Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"

"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"

by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011