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Anal sausage 

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.
Anal sausage by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019

Eye Sausage 

An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.
Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going

Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around
Eye Sausage by Sir. SpudLock October 2, 2019

Full sausage 

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.
The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .
Full sausage by Ofashea October 15, 2019

Floating Sausage 

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
Floating Sausage by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

Firey sausage 

As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.
"i cant belive it, my teacher reported me for hubông her the old firey sausage after class

happy sausage roll 

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.
Your happy sausage roll is standing up.
happy sausage roll by Raman Packets November 21, 2019