Russian Frat

When you buttchug an entire bottle of Grey Goose then stick a potato up your ass
*DISCLAIMER*
DO NOT USE ANY OTHER BRANDS OF VODKA AS THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

Person 1: I think Jeremiah did the Russian Frat last night
Person 2: Really, is he ok?
Person 1: No, he died. He used Titos instead of Grey Goose

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russians

The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.

Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.

by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017

Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.

YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE

by Mrboulder May 28, 2020

Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024