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jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.
guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.
"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"
by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022
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Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness
Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.
by StrugglingLoon March 17, 2026
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Dr. Peanut

It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!
by IMDC_Original March 2, 2022
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