A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
by oftmice June 28, 2019
Someone who acts like your friend-they talk with you and hang out with you-one night a week, but then any other time you try to talk with them they ignore you.
She was such a great friend yesterday, but today she isn't responding to my text messages. She's such a Friday night friend.
by AtomicWookie September 24, 2010
by A Deck’s Channel YT February 11, 2022
When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat
by Rat sniffer July 18, 2022
(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."
".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
by drbambam January 11, 2013
“When you stroll the streets low and slow to think about your actions, clear you mind or catch any ops lackin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”
“Yo bro tryna go late night creepin I bet those pansy’s are lackin at wally”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”
by Tylerliktosk8 May 09, 2022