Friday Night Funkin'

A game where a blue-haired midget simps for his demon girlfriend by rap-battling random people

Friday Night Funkin' caused Newgrounds to crash.

by The_Epicness9000 July 20, 2021

Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

Late night creepin

“When you stroll the streets low and slow to think about your actions, clear you mind or catch any ops lackin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”

“Yo bro tryna go late night creepin I bet those pansy’s are lackin at wally”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”

by Tylerliktosk8 May 9, 2022

Late night cheese

When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat

Hey rats wanna go get “late night cheese” with some dumb whores

by Rat sniffer July 18, 2022

One-night friend

A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.

A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'

by oftmice June 28, 2019

late night automatic

booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia

I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.

by BRIGIDPHILA November 5, 2010

“Take the night off”

An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys

My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend

by Jason 3 October 9, 2019