The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.
by CHSbandkid95 December 12, 2010
Get the Cool Story Bormug. by chuck10 July 7, 2010
Get the cool as Justin Biebermug. by Bruce Minerley September 11, 2003
Get the Cool Like Impmug. This describes someone who is constantly judging everyone and everything to be less cool than they are, because in their mind they're a true rebel in the know about everything. This kind of person mocks or rolls their eyes at anyone who they judge to be uncool, but only because they imagine that other "cool" people would hold such a view, and they feel they're in the know about how all the "cool" people think, and want to feel accepted by the cool crowd. They're simultaneously insecure and worried about maintaining their image at all times, and in case anyone might see them, they won't let themselves get really into or become enthusiastic about anything, lest that thing be thought of as uncool.
Also applies to hipsters on the excessively surly and douchey end of the hipster spectrum.
Also applies to hipsters on the excessively surly and douchey end of the hipster spectrum.
As an example of the too cool for school thought process:
**Sees someone being enthusiastically into science (or history, or literature, or math, or a movie, etc etc)....
Thinks subconsiously: "All the cool people think science is lame, and I want to be accepted by the cool people, so I should agree with them, so therefore, science must be lame, and I had better not have any interest in science."
Thinks consciously: "Pfff, what a dork!" Rolls eyes.
**Sees someone being enthusiastically into science (or history, or literature, or math, or a movie, etc etc)....
Thinks subconsiously: "All the cool people think science is lame, and I want to be accepted by the cool people, so I should agree with them, so therefore, science must be lame, and I had better not have any interest in science."
Thinks consciously: "Pfff, what a dork!" Rolls eyes.
by phillybagel July 15, 2017
Get the Too cool for schoolmug. by Ross June 14, 2003
Get the Cool Hand Lukemug. by Arealpimp September 4, 2017
Get the im cool off youmug. by coolice October 9, 2008
Get the Mr. Cool Icemug.