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Half Moon Bay 

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

New moon 

Where the moon is dark
New moon by 459395 April 11, 2023
Related Words

Amish moon butter 

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.
She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

Blood Moon 

When a female rubs her period blood on her ass and then moons somebody, giving them a blood moon.
Some fat chick gave me a blood moon today at school.

Sela Moon 

Sela Moon Is Jamal's bestfriend.She is very lightskin and picky.Overall she's the bestfriend anyone could ask for.
Sela Moon is lightskin not brownskin don't be fooled by her lies.
Sela Moon by Fin Germyas May 21, 2023

Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub 

A complete bastardization of the most beloved Toei magicial girl anime called Sailor Moon.
The VIZ redub is respectful to the source material unlike the Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub.