White Fireworks

When it's been a significant amount of time since last jacking off, the release is like a personal firework show in your bathroom.

Person 1: What took you so long to come over?

Person 2: I hadn't cranked one out in a while. When I finished there were white fireworks in my bathroom.

by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015

white whiner

A white person who was raised with all the opportunities in the world, wasted them all, and now continually whines about whatever they're currently upset over. Can also be white people who "used to be somebody" but have seen tough times and still feel entitled to a life of luxury, and whine profusely about whoever they blame for their current situation whenever the opportunity presents itself.

He's always blaming somebody and never stops complaining about how messed up his life has become. He's a real white whiner.

by White whine May 3, 2016

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020

white castling

The act of making an epic journey to white castle (ie: harold and kumar or jeff and chris)

Dude any weather is good weather for white castling

by burgerburgerburger January 28, 2010

White-Atude

the attitude put off by an extremely white person in the presence of someone not as white.

Jared Leto's dance skills at the EMA's when Kayne showed up yeah wow he's got white-atude!

by Jay's White-Atude December 8, 2010

White Ballon

WHen someone ejaculates in a condom. Then proceeds to hit their partner in the face.

He gave his friend a white ballon.

by sgsizkool April 29, 2010

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019