finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 15, 2008

Fingerbiter

One who employs personal insults, shouts, or violence in the place of reasoned debate. Usually exhibited by the left, but prevalent among all political extremes.

I knew my stance was logical, but then that fingerbiter went all Barb Boxer on me. He told me not to waste his time with the facts because his mind was made up.

by Horton Fisherman September 4, 2009

finger muffin top

Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.

Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.

by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010

Finger buffet

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina

What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!

by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

finger daddy

An attractive female's male partner for sexual intercourse.

LOL last night on south side I got a new finger daddy and was up allnight long

by Scruge McFuck November 15, 2014