fat dog 

also known as: fat dogging/phat dog

1) premeditated amounts of food consumed solely for the purpose of taking a nap afterwards

2) the unbuttoning relaxation that follows a good food binge aka FAT DOG

1) "hey christian, did you try the mashed potatoes?"

"quiet, man... cant you see im fat dogging it?"

2) "mmm.. that was good... i cant wait to get home & unbutton these pants, phat dog style!"

fat dog by guerrita sucia July 1, 2011

fat bitch rodeo 

A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'

'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'

fat bitch rodeo by rolf harris March 15, 2004

Fat Farm 

The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.

Uh Oh, Betty's packing the pounds on, if she keeps it up we'll send her off to the fat farm.

Fat Farm by UpinSmoke4 August 16, 2010

Fat Tank 

When someone is remarkably overweight, and looks somewhat like a tank. Comes originally from the words Fat and Tank

"Joel, you are such a Fat Tank."
or
"Quiet, Fat Tank"

Fat Tank by 1800-SUICIDE October 19, 2004

fat ass

Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.

Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!

fat ass by jsd9632 January 17, 2012

Fat Fuck 

A really fat person who is annoying as hell.

Damn that fat fuck wont stop bothering me! he's so annoying!

Fat Fuck by sa67 April 6, 2009

fat knuckles

When a person is so fat that where their knuckles (the ones that join the finger to the hand) dips down. This is caused by having an excess of fat on the hand that extends over the knuckle bone causing a dip where the knuckle is located.

Person 1: Fat people are gross.

Person 2: Yeah, she thinks her fat isn't noticeable under all that baggy clothing, too bad she has fat knuckles.

fat knuckles by 300 November 15, 2007