dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.

Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

warm/dry

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is warm and dry. (See clucky, point-head, cold/wet)

The warm/dry lay in the sun.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.

I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.

by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025

Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.

Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.

by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only December 30, 2015

Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.

“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022