christian the hammah

one hammah 🥶

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah

by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021

christian.

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33

christian. is the best person ever.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022

Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Christian

Total prick thinks es top shit. Bullies the straight life outta everyone in the gc but everyone always comes back to him. Can be nice sometimes but generally will cause severe depression.

Oh yea Christian he's a twat

by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022